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Posted 4 Months, 4 Weeks ago
quelleinc
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He is the only human in the Star Wars galaxy whose bloodline can be traced back to Earth. His mother was an Earthling in Roman-occupied Judea and she was the teen mother of Judas Iscariot. Deep space pilot Fimthar Oom Palpatine stumbled upon Earth and kidnapped this girl and took her back to his home planet of Naboo. Ash Palpatine is the product of rape. His half brother light years away, betrayed Christ. He is satanic by circumstance and inheritance. His midichlorians are in conflict with his cursed Earth tissue. His condition is the darkside at best (or worst) and he has learned to control it. That is why he can be sooo smoooth and subtle and no one, not even Yoda, can detect his hideous hateful rage.

The Phantom Menace takes place in the time equivelent of 33AD on Earth. Return of the Jedi takes place in the time equivelent of 76AD on Earth when the Roman Empire fell.
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Posted 4 Months, 4 Weeks ago
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And that's 'A Long Time Ago'?

And how did they get to a galaxy 'Far Far Away'?

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Posted 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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I know it's been a long time since I've read any EU stuff, but it certainly can't be getting this bad. From whence did you pull this story?
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Posted 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Did you post this drible accouple of times already?
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Posted 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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His ass most likely. It definitely stinks.
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