Venger could write a better script than George Lucas

I know few here will agree with this, but from what I've read in this ng, Venger could write and direct a better script than George Lucas. His posts are always witty and futuristic. His criticisms are insightful and thought-provoking. In fact, I'm sure Venger's already written a few

Hell, you should marry him

And the fact that Venger did not see the movie in a theatre, but rather downloaded a bootleg copy, illustrates his genius once again. He knew that the movie would not love up to his personal abilities, let alone expectations, so he rightly chose not to sqander the $8 that can now go into the furthering of his own inevitable and brilliant career in writing and directing.

Your check is in the mail Mom!

He's being facetious...

Venger strikes me as a troll: his posts are polemic, his arguments frail.

Check the meaning of facetious. There is nothing inappropriate about his use of (or attempts at) humour on this board.

No shit there nothing inappropriate about it. Facetious: fa·ce·tious adj. Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

Also, another definition: SARCASTIC.

Criminal genius ?

He knew

This isn't one of those lame 'posting under a different name to praise yourself' kind of schemes, is it ?

Grab a dictionary you feebleminded buffoon. Get one that's hardback - that pocket dictionary clearly isn't serving you well...