Seeing as there are so many questions about who ordered the clones...
Isn't it obviously a crank call Anakin pulled on ObiWan? I mean really, 'calm down my young padawan learner' this, and 'you have much to learn my young apprentice' that, and 'clean your room my apprentice jedi', and 'I enjoy talking down to you like your my bitch Anakin' that, he HAD to snap.
So he crank ordered a million clones and put it on ObiWan's credit card.
<Phone picks up and dials>
<Ring>
<Ring>
<pickup> Thanks for calling Kamino Cloners, will this be for delivery or pickup...
<Giggle, Anakin's voice> Yeah, can I get a million clones to go?
<Cloner> Yes what would you like on them?
<Giggle again> Yeah, can you put them in, like, this white plastic stuff that looks kinda like armor, but ISN'T armor, it's just thin crappy plastic that can be penetrated by stick arrows and small stones thrown by small fuzzy bears?
<Cloner> Sure - would you like some breadsticks with that?
<Giggle again, more talking in background> No, that's it.
<Cloner> And what name can I get?
<More talking, voice of Bart Simpson now comes on phone> Yes, put that order for Hugh Janus.
<Cloner> Very funny. Huge Anus. Is this a crank?
<Bart, quickly handing phone back to Anakin> Uh, yeah, this is for...this is for...Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas.
<Cloner> That will be 47 trillion republic credits. Cash or charge?
I'm telling you, that's how it went...
