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Ok, here's my thoughts for the day, today. You know those food machines they have in break rooms at schools or places of business? The wons that revolve around, with the separate compartments of food behind those sliding doors. I like the hamburgers! Well, here's my thoughts on them: The guy comes wonce a week to replace the food in them. Whatever food is left in them from the last time gits thrown away. Seriously. Its like, it was ok to eat this morning, but now its garbage???/? Come on, man. Whats with that? So I thought, its still in the plastic, right? So what would be wrong about eating it? And then I thought that would be really uncouth, especially at a school or place of business. And then I thought, what if I showed up when the guy was refilling the machine and aksed him, 'Hey bro. Wassup, 'G'. Say man, as long as you're throwing that away, you think you could just *give* it to me? I mean, I'm just gonna pull it out of the trash if you don't. You dig?' And then I thought, they probly git this all the time. I mean, you won't really find the most savvy consumers at college campuses or places of business (places of business where people will pay a dollar for a microwave hamburger). And then I thought the food machine fillers probly git tired of losers aksing this question everywheres they go. So they probly just started telling people, 'Nah, dude. See, due to health regulations, we are not permitted to give anywon food that may have gone bad. But as long as I put it in the trash, and you take it out after I'm gone, we cool. Yo?' And then I thought, the food machine fillers probly hides around the corner of the break room, laughing his ass off as some fat executive V.P. with a tie rummages through garbage to find an expired $1.00 hamburger. And then I thought, 'I should put this on the Internet and see what everywon thinks.' And then I thought, 'Come on, Wavy, you know what they're going to think. They're just going to make fun of you for being a rambling moran and make hateful comments to you. So why do you keep doing this anyway?' And then I thought, 'Is it improper to begin a sentence with a conjunction?' And then I thought, 'Is it just me, or did Anakin git a lot older while Queen Amidala pretty much stayed the same?' Ok, thats my thoughts for today! Enjoy!!! I love you all!
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