Midichlorian Pie

Midichlorian Pie

Combine 1 cup of milk, 4 egg whites, 1 cup of hot gelatin, 4 teaspoons of sugar, 2 teaspoon of lemon zest, and 1 can of concentrated midichlorians. Heat slowly on a low flame, until the mixture becomes viscous and sticky. Pour into a pre-cooked pie-crust, and chill. Serve with slices of orange and pineapple on top.

If you have difficulty finding concentrated midochlorians, it is due to the fact that only *I* possess the facilities to collect and distill this most precious of ingredients! An entire galaxy do I have at my disposal, from which I collect midichlorianated children of all shapes and sizes, to liquefy in my distillation vats! And as I sit down to a nice big hunk of delicious midichlorian pie, it tastes doubly delicious because none of you can have ANY!

***Evil Yoda*** *More Midichlorianated Than You*

Actually I think it sounds disgusting.

My reaction to reading your recipe was akin to the reaction I would have had I read a recipe for 'Frog Semen Pie'

Eat blaster death, troll. (an even dozen seeker drones rise up and take aim at the evil carecature. )

Jostein Hokstead opined:

I'll shoot ya.

*pang*

You only need 2 eggs and 50ml milk.

What sort of gun goes *pang*? You're not only going to stun him, are you?

*pang* *pang* *pang* I will kill you with my vicious elastic band slingshot *pang* *pang*

Lots of guns go *pang*.

I see you know NOTHING about weapons, foolish human. KNEEL!

*PANG*

You're dead.

And the question I have been waiting for, How much do you charge for a pie, yummmmm

Clone TK421

Norwegian ones.

Steve Tilson

Right you are, Steve.

*pang*