Episode II Pants Lines

I'm surprised I haven't seen any 'pants' lines for Episode II yet. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm

Anyway, here's a start:

Yoda to Padmé: To see you alive brings warm feeling to my pants.

Anakin: I thought about her every day since we parted and she's forgotten pants completely.

Obi-Wan: It's been my experience that Senators are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns... and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of pants to get those funds.

Anakin: 'I can sense everything that goes on in those pants.'

'I want to go home and rethink my pants.'

Padmé: I will not let you give up your pants for me!

'My client is getting impatient. There can be no pants this time.'

'Blast! This is why I hate pants!'

'Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud.' ('They'll do their job well.'

'It may be difficult to secure your pants.'

'I must admit, without the pants, it would not have been a victory.'

~ microknee

'Master Yoda. You have meddled in our pants for the last time.'

'Pain, suffering, death I feel. Young Skywalker is in terrible pants!'

'Everything that has transpired has done so according to my pants.'

: you don't know what I'm talking about, check out : http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm : : Anyway, here's a start: : : Yoda to Padmé: To see you alive brings warm feeling to my pants. : : Anakin: I thought about her every day since we parted and she's : forgotten pants completely. : : Obi-Wan: It's been my experience that Senators are only focused on : pleasing those who fund their campaigns... and they are more than : willing to forget the niceties of pants to get those funds. : : Anakin: 'I can sense everything that goes on in those pants.' : : 'I want to go home and rethink my pants.' : : Padmé: I will not let you give up your pants for me!

Palpatine: I will not allow these pants to be split in two.. my negotiations will NOT fail..

Obi-Wan: Pull up Anakin, pull up! You know i hate it when you do that.. Anakin: Sorry master, i forgot you don't like pants.. (hehe pull up. get it?)

Dooku: Join me, Obi-Wan... and TOGETHER.. we will DESTROY the pants!

Windu: We must inform the senate our abilities to use the pants has diminished.

heh, i'll think of some more later.

Anakin: ..'To find my pants'

'I don't like the pants, they're rough and coarse and irritating. Not like your pants, they're soft and smooth.'

Go ahead 'Bill Svitavsky', make my day...

Yoda: 'Around the pants a perimeter create.'

Yoda: 'Begun the pants war has.'

Yoda: 'Lost his pants master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.'

Yoda: 'To the center of the pull of gravity go and find your pants you will.'

Yoda: 'Dangerous and disturbing these pants are.'

Palpatine: 'You don't need pants Anakin... I see you becoming the greatest of all the Jedi.'

Obi-Wan: 'Depends on what Dex?' Dexter Jettster: 'On how good your manners are and how big your pants are.'

Obi-Wan: 'They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pants army.'

Anakin: 'Where are you going Master?' Obi-Wan: 'To get some pants.'

The orginial joke only replaced the last word. Replacing 1 key noun is too easy.