Episode II - In Song

(To the Tune from 'Send in the Clowns'

Isn’t He Rich?

They say they come in pairs.

He is the Emperor of Evil

Why don’t I care?

Send in the Clones

Isn’t it shit. Don’t you love a farce?

I thought Episode One was enough, now there’s Episode Two.

But where are the clones? Send in the clones.

Just when I stopped, hoping for more,

Finally, knowing just what I wanted and more..

Making the prequals again with that great old time flair.

Who wrote these lines, and why don’t I care?

Don’t you have the Force? Mmm, the Dark Side I fear!

I thought that you knew what we wanted – no clue my dear.

But where are the clones? Quick, go get the clones!

Don’t bother, they’re here!

Aren’t you rich? No Jedi, I fear.

Losing your audience this late in your career.

But where are your clones? You really need clones.

Good God George – diss-a-pear!

Bah.

Now, to the tune of 'Lady Madonna' -

Lady Amidalla, Anakin at your feet Haunted by the memory of when your lips meet.

Where is your decoy When you need her most? Ani's got you caught between the pillar and post.

'Just a Padawan' you tell the Queen - Then secret kisses down by the lake, And rolly-poly play in the long green ... Big, big mistake!

Lady Amidalla, Babies on the way - They're all that's left of Jedi at the end of the day.

Ani 'killed them all' in a big rage, So wasn't that a good time to split? Marrying a guy who's still teen-age ... You're in the shit!

Lady Amidalla, Stuck with your man - And when the Dark Side takes him, run as fast as you can ...

HA! You made this up yourself?

Yep. Took about an hour. Wait for my encore.

To the tune of 'Get Back', by The Beatles ...

Jango was a man who signed up with a cloner Just a simple man on a job Jango left his home to live life as a roamer Nothing like your average yob

Attack, attack, Attack of the Republic Clones Attack, attack, Attack of the Republic Clones

Master Sifo-Dyas set the plan in motion, (Cloning was Kamino's biz). None of Jedi Council had the slightest notion - Hard to see, the Dark Side is.

Attack, Attack, Attack of the Republic Clones Attack, attack, Attack of the Republic Clones

Brilliant! All of them! Get it published, send it to George Lucas! Bravo!

Darth Ofek

Genius!