Amidala nips behind Yoda shock!

www.starwarstastic.com - Friday - In a shocking development, Star Wars fans are snubbing Natalie Portman (age 21) for little green men. A poll conducted by a so-called fanboy website reveals Portman's nipples to be less cool in the eyes of Star Wars fans than Jedi Master Yoda (age 900). A shocked spokesman gushed 'This was totally unexpected and a real shock.'

There is still time to save us from such headlines, guys. There are 42 more votes to be cast before the poll closes. Get them out where they belong!

I don't think I'll waste my time on something so trivial, Natalie Portman is great. I've been a fan since she did The Professional (also known as Leon).

Well, if you really want to see breast wraped in a tight shirt, just go to the local mall and watch the girls walk by (ofcourse you will risk becoming know as 'that creepy guy'. I alittle green guy that can fight with a laser sword, now that's different.

Yeah but only since AOTC can you celebrate her without the vice squad breathing down your neck as the credits roll... Anyway you're right, it was just an obvious, trivial (but successful) ploy to drive more traffic to my website